ec2-54-242-233-11.compute-1.amazonaws.com | ToothyWiki | RecentChanges | Login | Webcomic MikeJeggo: Aha! I see a page awaiting creation and feel myself uniquely qualified to create this one. If my 'creativity' in the matter of puns may thus be named. (Un?)Fortunately, at this hour, I don't think I can even think of a bad pun. Let the world be grateful. But let it know that I will return, and unleash upon it horrors as yet unimagined!! MuHaHa!!
How has a laughing cow got into my puns page? AlanRoberts! Behave!
Let's insert AVeryBadPun onto this page, just to keep things on topic.
I went to the butchers the other day, and the butcher said: "I bet you £5 you can't guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf."
"I'm not gambling," I said. "The steaks are too high."
The apostle Paul was known for sending letters and epistles to churches, teaching and giving doctrinal advice. In several of these, sent from Greece to Asia Minor or vice versa, he set out how the Lord's Supper should be eaten in these early churches, and what ceremonies should accompany it. He was thus the creator of the first Inter-Continental Patristic Missals. SeeAlso[Guy Noir: Private Eye], a transcript of a radio sketch packed with an impressive amount of Very Bad Puns.