Mike: If Nagi accidentally gave himself an electric shock while he was on the toilet, he'd die laughing. - Alan: He wouldn't do it /accidentally/...
Thu20th January
Kenton: It's the principle of the thing! - Joy and Elaine: What principle?? - Kenton: I'll come up with a principle, don't you worry...
Julie Magill: You have no idea how cruel I can be...! I have a Jud and a David and I'm not afraid to use them...
[Chris]: You could, presumably, declare that you've changed your name to "Floral Spuzzem", and are waiting for deed-poll forms?
Mon17th January
Rachael: Corned beef tins are probably the single most convincing argument for vegetarianism.
Sat15th January
Prof Aled Edwards: It's tough coming up with 800 ways to kill everybody ... But it's what I do. [He's sci-fi consultant to a TV studio]
Fri14th January
Mark Hoyle: We could tell you about the StealthDonkeys?... But then we'd have to kill you...
Tue11th January
Sally: "I can tell you're a soldier pretending to be an airforceman: you said Uniform instead of Unicorn!"
Sally: Swimming in washing up gloves would look really silly
Stuart: I'm not a small chocolate, I'm a materials scientist - Sally: Although he might be chewy on the outside and soft on the inside
Fri7th January
Ady: Despite almost having a PhD in engineering, I can't work out how to work the CD player - Charlie: It's a slippery slope, Adrian: before you know it you'll be a lecturer
Thu6th January
Alan: I don't know many beers made out of sheep!
Mon3rd January
Alex: Little plasticene sheep. They could sneak into your TicTac? box, and then when you reached in...
Stephen to Alex: What you need is a magnetic PotatoOfDoom?
Mike to Alex: Should I be worried that all the potatoes you know are called Mike?
Sun2nd January
Rachael to Alex (completely sincerely): That's a good idea, putting red herrings in the toilet
Sat1st January
Jacqueline: I've had too many gay boyfriends! - Alex P: You get used to it!
Jacqueline: Ooh, pink graves of doom? I like that. It reminds me of me!