Editing NokkyQuotes/February2005

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=== Mon28th February === 
Image:46 Alex: Ah, it's transitive! Day dawns, dawn breaks, so day breaks!
- Mike: So why do they commute?
- Matt: No, they're transitive, not commutative. Break doesn't dawn.
- Mike: What fool would try to commute in a transit van?

Image:46 Mike: I've never contracted an adverb before - is it serious?

=== Sat26th February === 
Chris: I was hoping that I could do something with your "bum"

Stephen: Don't you put my bum in double quotes

Paul Bridle speaking to CityChurchCambridge: I have to tell you, you have the smell of revival in your loos!

Paul Bridle: What's the fifth personal need? Love, worth, freedom, hope, and... It begins with C... ...[[Chocolate]]!

=== Tue22nd February === 
Mike to Alan: I bet you've never [[SSH]]'ed into an explosion before.

=== Mon21st February === 
Mike: Mmmm, levitating desks. Tasty!

Alex to Mike: I'll oxymoronic you, you crazy sane person!

=== Fri18th February === 
Zoë: Mental note - don't trust Mike with my door stops.

=== Thu17th February === 
Anika: Waah, everyone's against me!
- Kate, her friend: Not everyone! Only everyone in this room...

=== Wed16th February === 
Mike: Are all three of your left hands identical?
- Alan: No....  one is identical the others are different!

Alan: I've been measuring my nose each day... it hasn't changed size in the past year!

Alan:  No... doodling on flans is heretical.

=== Tue15th February === 
Ian: I suppose homework is in the same category as black holes

Ian: Well, if you were a killer whale wouldn't you be overconfident?

=== Sat12th February === 
Dave: Every pair of night vision goggles I've ever seen has two eyes going down to only one. So when I'm sneaking around in the dark, okay I can see the things I'm sneaking around, but I can't tell how far away it is - bump! And now I've told everyone where I am and now I'm dead.
- Steve: Well, you could have an eyepatch on.
- Dave: So at least you could die cool!?

=== Fri11th February === 
Alan: My identity changes hour by hour. It's very disconcerting!

=== Thu10th February === 
Jack re PrinceCharles as head of the church: He's spiritually a very confused man
- Steve: He's a very confused man!
- Jack: Well I would say that, but that doesn't concern me!

=== Wed9th February === 
Mike: Delta functions should not be confused with quotes.  Even during polishing.
- Alan: (sending the above to PresidentEvil): I think that's a delta function...

=== Tue8th February ===
PeterTaylor: How am I supposed to know what a vaguely normal person uses the Internet for?

=== Sat5th February === 
Jacqueline: All blokes in the world will become gay! Because I'm in the world!

Jacqueline to Ady: We're not able to get engaged until you're a little more gay!

=== Thu3rd February === 
Alan: ... and Nagi has trained me in the art of spotting covert ops... however his training didn't specifically mention how to spot malintentioned [[cheese]] cycling down the road in the rush hour...

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I think that's the best quotes collection in recent months.  Thankee for the smiles, all.  --Vitenka

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Editing revision 7, which is the newest. This change is a minor edit.
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