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Sat28 Aug
mike: I can't think of many occasions when I've just left my shoulders lying around unsupervised!
Thu26 Aug
alex: Nobody's going to be pitching me on a campsite! - peter: We'll see about that
Wed25 Aug
serge: There will be a slight technical delay while we... [is interrupted by gunfire]... get shot!
Mon23 Aug
alex: I thought I could go for a kind of Russian doll effect: I'd climb into one whale, which would climb into another, which would get into another...
mike: Most chocolate is innumerate, I think you'll find
alex: That was such a good episode, I'm going to eat a stone
matthew: A good programmer is one who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. - david: And that's me, certainly. Never trust ANY system! Expect crashes! I KEEP looking both ways and any other possible way too. Always cater for the SkyFallOnHeadException? which could arise! - mike: ...I'm interested to know what measures you have taken against the SkyFallOnHead? exception. Umbrella? - david: That's not really sufficient, though I guess it would cater for the subclass RainFallException? of SkyFallOnHeadException?. I would probably refer to Asterix and find out what the Gauls did then patch it to ensure it's Y2K compliant.
matthew b: On the back of the trailer was a milk float. And on the back of the milk float was a jet engine. - keds: Why do you suppose the jet engine was on the milk float?
keds: I don't think I've ever seen a bishounen gopher
morag: We had a great production line going last night, with dragon eggs
alan: A bit like Nagi, really... though I can't imagine sitting inside Nagi's stomach reading a book on art and literature in the 15th century... hang on... no I just did... oops...
Mon16 Aug
alex: I'm not into blokes dressing in short skirts just yet - mike: There's something about that "not yet" that I don't like...
Sun15 Aug
amy to rachael: I think of you as a matthew
amy: The cat's going to sleep in the tent, you know - rachael: Well we're going to put it down and hang it on the line, so that's OK
Sat14 Aug
simon c: Do you think anyone's ever tried to work out the resonant frequency of a cow's udder?
nagi [speaking slowly, after a bad joke]: The reason I'm not saying anything is because my ribs are... oh wait, I am saying something.
Fri13 Aug
matthew f: There are probably people who go on holiday and collect bus stations!
Wed11 Aug
[misheard by alex] ant: Yes, that's right: I think chicken soup, I think ChrisHowlett [What he actually said shall be left to the /Context11Aug04? subpage... ]
vic: So when I want to have a shower, I have to put a saucepan on my chest of drawers
Tue10 Aug
james: You have no idea how tempted I am to dress up one of my rubberducks in a long black jacket and sunglasses and teach him martial arts... [Context]
Sun8 Aug
rachael: So we sat there puttting our makeup on in the graveyard
Fri6 Aug
alex: Obviously, the width of someone's moustache is directly proportional to their philosophical inspiration!
alex: Okay, who put my brains in the Pocky? again?
Thu5 Aug
alan: I saw something in my beer and I just wanted to check it wasn't chocolate.
alex: Wow. I want a whale to come and do *my* washing up.
Wed4 Aug
mike: Awww, the poor concrete cows! - alex: Oh, they'll be happy: "Hey, at last, we can fly!"
alex: I suspect there's more non-cow concrete in Milton Keynes than there are concrete non-Milton Keynes cows.
Mon2 Aug
alex: I wouldn't expect a glass bead to grow into a tree. - mike: Well what would you expect it to grow into then?! - alex: Yes, silly me... - mike: A Silly Me? - alex: Yes... I'd expect it to grow into a Silly Me. ...That's like a MiniMe?... except normal size...
stephen: I've never heard an Australian sheep to get a hold of its accent. - alex: We can always phone one up for you...