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Thu30 Sep
alex: I'm afraid I can't live up to the standard of God of knowing every hair on every JellyBaby's head
kenton: One of the values of ... my name's Kenton, by the way. [...] I'm sorry for being late, but that was just me... not being bothered to turn up, really
mike: I guess when you're walking you're much more likely to be blocked by a mountain than an oversized equation!
Tue28 Sep
jenny to stephen: You're supported by the U.S. Military. This fact will come out when you come to power in 2024. Along with the size of your mouth!
Mon27 Sep
alex: If you search eBay for "incomplete hatstand curry rhubarb", I'm sure you'd find something...
alex: "If only I'd thought of a nickname for him, he wouldn't have turned terrorist!"
mike: I looked in the mirror and thought, "Oh! I've only got two nostrils!"
mike: So we're going upstairs in order to prevent you from going upstairs? - alex: I see you're getting the hang of this non-Euclidean geometry thing.
~ mike: Now we're moving on to cannibal apples? This is just getting silly
alan: I heard rumours that all girls wear traffic cones on their heads when they're 9 years 3 months and 8 days old?!
Sat25 Sep
stoo: Rough? In the sense of being scratchy, yes, a cactus is rough... but it's more "smooth with spines"...
rachael: Mud and James Bond are both very smooth
jacqueline re a pogo stick: If you had to choose between masculine and feminine, they're definitely masculine
jacqueline: Machine guns don't influence people, they just kill them
Tue21 Sep
peter: The Wright Brothers were definitely male. [pause] Well I haven't seen their autopsies...
Mon20 Sep
alex: I have no idea how I'd go about giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a kitten
Fri17 Sep
requiem: I was woken up by Big Ben and wondered what the hell it was
Thu16 Sep
alan: I'm sure there must be cat attachments for electric batons.... - erm... or rather the other way round!
Tue14 Sep
nagi: Days are usually integers... - mike: Only usually?!
Mon13 Sep
alex: UI design is something people are still woefully bad at - mike: is that Udderficial Intelligence? Or have I spent too much time round Alan?
~ mike: Banana split! - alex: Better than sheep with ice cream, I'd reckon [ /GuessTheContext involving annoying jangly music ansd weapons]
Sun12 Sep
liz: If you miss your bus because you're stroking the lampshade... - mike: ... I might get Nokkied?
Fri10 Sep
alex: I'm glad I don't have to log on to my computer to eat my lunch
Thu9 Sep
kenton: You're meant to eat dry rice, for that [filling yourself up without putting on weight], and then drink lots of water, aren't you? Cause the water makes the rice swell up. - peter: And then you're meant to shake yourself around, aren't you? And lie on top of a radiator to cook it...
Tue7 Sep
stephen: You could play some sort of Twister-like game with elbows... and people with eight elbows...
alan: For some reason every time you use the words disembodied and crazy, I expect the next word to be Alex
Mon6 Sep
alex to mike: What! No, I'm sorry. You can't be an ovine bovine amphibian football!
Sat4 Sep
~ mike: Don't ever feed BBQ sauce to your nose, it'll go all squeaky!
jeremy [looking at a packet of coffee]: Why do you need a computer keyboard to operate that?
Fri3 Sep
mike to alan: So let me get this straight - you're saying that the reason I can imagine a melon made of muesli and you can't is that it's a normal thing to imagine?
Thu2 Sep
peter: Cigarettes are not particularly attractive. Nor is commuting, which has a fairly similar effect on your lungs. Quicksand has a slightly different effect on your lungs, but the end result is the same.
elaine: You can't get purer than baked potatoes
rachael: Picking your nose... well, I guess it's easy... - kenton: Not if you've got your shoes on your hands!
steve: Gravity... I obey it willingly
Wed1 Sep
douglas: What if instead of Java patterns, you used knitting patterns?
alex: A cup of tea, a radio, and a gun. - dave: What more can you want for breakfast?