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Mon29.10.03
angela: Muggers need to keep their heads warm just like everybody else
Thu25.12.03
ant: Well you wouldn't exactly have a live chicken wearing a croissant, would you?
vic: Ladies and gentlemen, this calls for an army of penguins!
Wed24.12.03
ant: Not many people have their own personal talking integer
Tue23.12.03
ant: The Lord of the Sheep. A three-part book and film series about the One Sheep: "One sheep to rule them all, one sheep to bleat them, one sheep to shear them all and in the darkness eat them..."
Mon22.12.03
nia: Have you phoned her? - zoë: No, I don't have her email address.
Sun21.12.03
james: I was wondering if rappers speak in parseltongue This is indeed AVeryBadPun, so bad you might miss it first time...
ant: I knew there was an advantage to the rough-shaven look! - ian: Doesn't look good... doesn't feel good... but at least you can set fire to your drinks!
ian: I have to buy everyone a drink tonight. - adam: Why? - ian: Because I'm stupid...
ant: I'll be downloading like a... frenzied.. walrus. - alex: Do frenzied walruses download? - ant: Ooh yeah. You've never seen a frenzied walrus on a downloading spree. -- Well? Just try to deny it!
liz: Just because they have sheep, doesn't mean they turn them into red tassly things.
Thu18.12.03
alan: You need three spoons of instant coffee, a teaspoon of sugar and some spaghetti bolognese, and you've got a sea lion.
alan: I've got a suitcase that's not very funny... it never seems to laugh at my jokes. I think it thinks I'm a bit weird.
alan: So I ended up walking round the building for 10 minutes every 5 minutes...
mike: Palestine does not exist in either me or Alex!
mike: The Scots are not renowned for saying ecki-ecki-ecki-ptang-floob-boing-wbawbawbawba-ni! - alan: Where are they renowned for saying it? Your house? - mike: In the land of Ni! of course. - alan: Ah! You mean your house!!
alex: I'm expecting to teleport to the Bahamas. I'm optimistic that way.
alex: Just go with the flow, and if we end down the plughole we'll just go with it
Wed17.12.03
alan: Can't you imagine a cow riding along Chesterton Road on a scooter?!
mike: Okay, so I live on footballs.
Sun14.12.03
jenny: You didn't know Nokia employed an elephant, did you?
Sat13.12.03
david: You're never going to realise the calorific value of your finger.
alan: You don't see too many sheep with pink and purple ears. Well, you do in this house.
alex: I find that quite funny. People mistake me talking Japanese for making bad puns and vice versa
mike: My game of Go is multi-storeyed. - alex: ...What? - mike: It contains many flaws.
nagi: There's nothing dishonourable about fighting to the death and then finding you're dead.
Tue9.12.03
stuart: I shall play a Warlord. He's an Australian warlord. - alex: Why? - everyone: Because he's upside down. - stuart: He is also standing on his head. - peter: He's attempting to change his accent by extreme means.
Mon8.12.03
mike: Awww! It's a cute little oil rig. - ...alex: What's she doing, sending a text message saying "I've got a cute little oil rig"? - ...mike: What, are being a hand and being an oil rig exclusive? People may wish to /GuessTheContext, although a certain anime knowledge may be necessary
mike: I never heard that Buddhism was a symptom of sunstroke. - alan: Well in his case it was...
Sun7.12.03
alex: I have one generic "bird". [stephen sniggers] Oi you!
[misheard by stephen] alex to stephen: Your hard drive just decided to run a marathon: Nobody take up breakdancing!
Sat6.12.03
alex: Don't set fire to my stomach! - angela [speculatively]: Now, that would be interesting... - alex: No it wouldn't! It would be very dull and boring. I'd just run around screaming with a flaming stomach.
Fri5.12.03
alex: You can only "sell all you have" once - angela d: I know a guy who's done it twice
Thu4.12.03
rob: Last time I looked, the washing machine didn't teleport its contents to random places.
Wed3.12.03
dave: I've seen East Anglia: the earth is flat!
mike: How many cows do you know that a) kick-box b) wear a turban c) get drunk and laugh about puking? - alan: About 6. 8 if you include Freda and Ingrid but they only did so once and thought it was a bad idea afterwards....
Tue2.12.03
chris: Can I have a species, please?
stuart: I'm not planning to poke any atomic bombs with a pin any time soon
douglas re italy: Lumps of concrete are famously insensitive, even on stilts
Mon1.12.03
mike: That sounds like the elemental particle of footwear, a slipon - alex: More like the elemental particle of banana skins
alex: You don't expect sense, do you? - mike: [pause] No, I expect haddocks. - alex: These being the smaller unit of currency under the sea? - mike: [pause] No, these being haddocks!!
mike: When did Angela pass her hippo test? - alex: Maybe she's just naturally qualified?