Secret page? Not here!

Now come along, really. You didn't really think I was going to let you get to my secret page just by clicking on a link that says "Secret Page" on it, now did you?

 

There is a link to the secret page, somewhere on the main homepage...  But it's not the one in the menu box! If you have the cunning to look around and find it, then you'll have earned the right to see what's on there.
 
If you're asking why on earth you should bother, then you're probably not the sort of person it's aimed at anyway. But for what it's worth: You know when you're playing a computer game? One that involves exploring a map or level of some kind? Well all the best ones have secret areas. From Super Mario Bros #1 to Mario64, from Doom to Chrono Trigger, from Quake 2 to Warcraft, they're all designed to encourage and reward exploration with bonuses of one form or another. There's a thrill to finding a secret weapon, a concealed treasure chest, a hidden world, that is just like nothing else. So if you found all points of the Star Road in Super Mario World (including the one into the centre), then your pride ought to prevent you from resting until you've found the secret pages on this site!

If you've got no morals and want to cheat, then you could do unsporting things like view the page source, which is obviously going to find you it... eventually. But I want you to know that it's really quite a pitiful thing to do, searching through the HTML source of a page looking for a link that people are meant to find from a browser. But if you feel like it, that's up to you...
 
There are a few cool things on the secret page, so I'd advise you to look for it. If you've got any sense of fun. :-) All the best background images and fancy coloured HTML tricks have been reserved for the secret pages. If you like pretty websites then the secret pages are for you.

So, begin the hunt by going...

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