The Secret Page! 

Congratulations!

  You found it! This is the place where I want to stick the best background image of the lot to reward you for taking the time to seek this page out... (Well, maybe not... the best background images are on the other secret pages!) (And this is also where I want to SCOLD! those who found it by checking the HTML of my index page!) And of course, to inform you that...   This is just the beginning (moohaahaa)   Because this is just the first secret page. Have you found the others?? There are links to them scattered round the entire website. You know that index page that you thought was really pointless... Well, you're going to have to use it to check all the website pages! You're looking for:  

Girls page	A page of some of my best friends (no images yet)
Jokes page	Some of the all-time best (worst?) jokes I've heard/received
Images page	Some really cool graphics I've found or picked up around the place
Special links	Some links to wonderful websites that I didn't want to put anywhere else

  If you're asking why on earth you should bother, then you're probably not the sort of person it's aimed at anyway. But for what it's worth: You know when you're playing a computer game? One that involves exploring a map or level of some kind? Well all the best ones have secret areas. From Super Mario Bros #1 to Mario⁶⁴, from Doom to Chrono Trigger, from Quake 2 to Warcraft, they're all designed to encourage and reward exploration with bonuses of one form or another. There's a thrill to finding a secret weapon, a concealed treasure chest, a hidden world, that is just like nothing else. So if you found all points of the Star Road in Super Mario World (including the one into the centre), then your pride ought to prevent you from resting until you've found the five other hidden pages on this site!   (Five? Sorry, did I say five? There are only four in the table above. So I must mean four...)     Back to the homepage!