Limericks

Said a purple young lady from Wrotham
"Whate'er your assumptions, dispute 'em.
If you've done it before,
You should question some more!"
And if they would not, she would shoot 'em.

There once was a young man from Woking
Whom Zoe kept on and on poking
She thought it such fun
Though away he would run
Until he found out she was joking

There once was a man they called Serge
Who for caffeine had a great urge
Strong coffee he'd make
Which would keep him awake
'Til evening and morning would merge

There once was a young man called Phil
Who found cottage cheese quite a thrill
One day he ate lots
He ate 20 pots
After that though he felt rather ill

There was a young lady called Spammers
Who liked to hit rocks with big hammers
She always said 'plarstic'
And sometimes 'elarstic'
And everyone laughed at her pronunciation.....

A rather benevolent mountain
Spewed out rude remarks like a fountain
"How many's that been?"
He said "What d'you mean?
I long ago ceased to try countin'!"

There was a young lady called Kate
Who in May Week stayed up rather late
In a punt she cha cha-ed
Which sounds rather hard
But everyone thought she was great

He calls himself half a Masked Man
Of lightsabres he's rather a fan
He gives babies of jelly
To fill up your belly
Figure it out if you can ;-))
[I can't think who they might be referring to...  *totally-innocent-look*]
 

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